Funny Christmas Flag 3x5 FT – Merry Christmas Happy Hanukkah Holiday Quote Banner, Single-Sided with Metal Grommets, Snowy House RV Station Wagon Design, Xmas Porch Yard Garage Wall Decor, Holiday Party Decoration, Funny Gift for Adults, Winter Decor
Funny Christmas Flag 3x5 FT – Merry Christmas Happy Hanukkah Holiday Quote Banner, Single-Sided with Metal Grommets, Snowy House RV Station Wagon Design, Xmas Porch Yard Garage Wall Decor, Holiday Party Decoration, Funny Gift for Adults, Winter Decor
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Funny Christmas Flag 3x5 FT – Merry Christmas Happy Hanukkah Holiday Quote Banner, Single-Sided with Metal Grommets, Snowy House RV Station Wagon Design, Xmas Porch Yard Garage Wall Decor, Holiday Party Decoration, Funny Gift for Adults, Winter Decor
Regular price
$25.99
Regular price
$25.99
Sale price
$49.99
Unit price
per
BIG HOLIDAY ENERGY — THE ULTIMATE MOVIE QUOTE BANNER
Bring iconic Christmas humor to your porch, garage, or holiday party with this hilarious 3×5 FT banner!
CULT CLASSIC HOLIDAY HUMOR
THE MOST TALKED-ABOUT DECORATION AT YOUR HOLIDAY PARTY
Stand out from boring traditional wreaths! Featuring the iconic snowy house, RV, station wagon with a giant pine tree, and hilarious movie quotes, this banner brings instant smiles to all your guests.
- ✓ Instant Party Conversation Starter: Quotes the beloved line: "Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."[cite: 44, 45, 46, 47, 48]
- ✓ Vibrant Single-Sided Artwork: High-definition printing makes the snow-covered house, festive lights, and classic station wagon pop from afar[cite: 44, 48].
- ✓ Versatile Indoor & Outdoor Display: Hang on front porches, yards, garage doors, living room walls, or behind ugly sweater party bars[cite: 44, 45, 46, 48].
- ✓ Supports USA Small Business: Packed and shipped directly from our small team in Ohio with festive pride[cite: 44]!
DECORATE YOUR SPACE IN 3 EASY STEPS
Pre-installed metal grommets make mounting completely effort-free[cite: 44, 48].
1
PICK YOUR SPOT
Choose your porch flagpole, garage door, yard fence, or indoor party wall[cite: 44, 48].
2
ATTACH GROMMETS
Thread hooks, zip-ties, or rope through the two heavy-duty metal grommets[cite: 44, 48].
3
ENJOY THE LAUGHS
Sit back, grab some eggnog, and enjoy the laughter from neighbors and guests[cite: 44]!
PREMIUM HOLIDAY DECOR
BUILT TO LAST THROUGH THE WINTER SEASON
Durable polyester fabric engineered for indoor warmth and outdoor winter weather.
Standard 3×5 FT Size
Perfect proportions to fit standard flagpoles or serve as a major wall focal point[cite: 44, 48].
Brass Metal Grommets
Reinforced mounting holes prevent tearing under windy outdoor conditions[cite: 44, 48].
Vivid HD Print
Crisp text and vibrant colors bring the retro Christmas graphics to life[cite: 44].
Weather Resistant
Lightweight fabric dries quickly and resists fading through winter rain or snow.
Ultimate Gag Gift
Ideal white elephant gift for adult movie lovers and sarcastic friends[cite: 44].
Ohio Fulfillment
Shipped directly from our Ohio small business for quick domestic delivery[cite: 44].
HAVE QUESTIONS?
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Everything you need to know about your Funny Christmas Flag.
Does this flag come with a flagpole or mounting hardware?
The package includes one 3 × 5 ft printed flag with two pre-installed metal grommets[cite: 44, 48]. Flagpole, rope, and mounting hardware are not included[cite: 44].
Is the design printed on both sides?
This banner features high-visibility single-sided printing, ensuring the iconic graphic and humor read clearly from the front[cite: 44].
Where is my order shipping from?
Your order ships directly from our small business workshop located in Ohio, USA[cite: 44]!
Can I wash or iron out folded creases?
Yes! You can gently hand wash or steam/iron on a low setting on the back side to quickly remove any shipping creases.
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ADD A DASH OF SARCASTIC HOLIDAY JOY TODAY
Don't let your holiday party be boring! Order now to guarantee delivery before the festivities begin[cite: 44].
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